Aug
02

Written by Rachel Henderson and Sarah Hazell, “I Love Crochet” offers 25 projects at three skill levels, from beginner to advanced.

The book starts with some basic instruction in different stitches. The written directions for the stitches are excellent, but the diagrams are a little bit busy and not always entirely clear. If the diagrams are taken as a guideline rather than the full instruction, it shouldn’t be a problem. It also includes instructions on specialty decorative stitches, sewing up the final product and working with embellishments such as beads and sequins.

The layout is modern retro, aiming for something between the 1960s and 1970s, while remaining firmly in the 2000s.  The colours are bold, the graphics are mod and the fonts are funky. It works, overall. There’s a few jarring notes, and it does sometimes feel laid on a bit thick, but it doesn’t detract from the designs or patterns.

As for the patterns themselves, there’s a great mix of designs. From simple scarves to cushions and greeting cards, there’s probably something in here anyone would want to make. The usual pattern for these books is to have the simpler projects at the start, and work through the book to the more complicated ones. In this book it’s all mixed up, with a difficulty rating of 1 (easy) to 3 (hard).

If there’s anything about this tome I’m not particularly fond of, it’s the full page photos of hooks and yarn used for different things. While I can see they were aiming for a young and funky vibe (stir your cocktail with your hook!) it feels like wasted space. The photos are gorgeous, but without any real point. I think I’d prefer either more detailed instructions for the complex stitches, or a couple of extra patterns.

Overall, it’s worth a look. The patterns are easily customised with your own colours and for beginner crocheters it opens up a range of new ideas such as crochet wire jewellery and homewares (love the placemats).  These are ideal projects to practice and build confidence on if you’re a beginner, or to give yourself a break from other things if you’re more experienced.

Title: I Love Crochet (there are various covers for this book, so it might not look like this one).
Authors:  Rachel Henderson and Sarah Hazell
Publisher: Kyle Cathie LTD
ISBN: 978-1-85626-732-8
Price: AU$29.95 RR

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Jul
29

For some people, the simple act of sewing at the machine is a moment of zen. The needle whips in and out of the fabric, making perfect seams and hems, straight lines and sweeping curves appear in thread as if by magic.

I am not one of these people.

Don’t get me wrong, I love to sew. When it’s all going well, and I feel a bit like a domestic goddess, it’s a wonderful thing that puts me in a wonderful mood. In fact, even when it all goes a bit wrong, I still end up in a good mood.

I do tend to swear though.

Today, sewing up some tiny petals for the flowers I’m making, it went like this:

*machine noise* *sound of machine munching the fabric* oh you DICK *snipping sounds* Oh for fucks sake just SEW IT *slow machine sound* *speeding up as everything looks good* *stopping machine to turn fabric* *VVTVTTVTTV sound of needle hitting stuck fabric* OH YOU SHITTING PIECE OF SHIT *foot goes up with a clunk* *sound of hand winding machine* How about NOW you pile of crap? *slam of foot going down* *fast machine* *pulling and snipping threads* Do that again and I’ll scrap you you bastard. *sound of machine* *sound of fabric getting munched* OH YOU SHITTING PILE OF SHIT FUCK FUCK STOP IT

So relaxing, you guys.

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Jul
28

More stuff sent out for SwapBot! Firstly, a Perfectly Pretty Panda.

Panda here is made from felt, hand sewn. The K embellishment is because my partners name is Kim and she likes blue, so I personalised ol’panda pants up for her.  You can find the pattern and tutorial for Anna Panda at Molly Chicken.

Next up, we have a Gnome with his fungus, which is how gnomes most like to live.

He doesn’t show up so awesomely in the photo, or even that well in RL :( I think I made the wrong fabric choice for him, but I had a hell of a time getting the transfer to work on anything else. My partner seems pleased with him, so that’s something.  The pattern is a freebie from Andrea Zuill.

Aaaaaaaaand we’ll finish with a WIP, this is for the rainbow flower swaps I’m hosting:

I know, it’s currently not so much “Flowers” as “Teeny flat clown hats” but they WILL become flowers. I’m working on green at the same time, but haven’t sewn those yet, just cut them.

I wish I was more of a fan of pink.

Jul
20

Alrighty, so I posted this guy a few days ago and promised I would post the pattern, so here it is, with tute. Gosh I’m lovely.

Making Tenticlo
You will need:

  • The Tenticlo Pattern – which you can find right here.
  • 2 sheets of felt in the main body colour
  • Around half a sheet of felt in the underside colour
  • Felt scraps for the eye and mouth
  • Marker pen – either an air or water fading one, or a very fine permanent marker
  • General sewing notions – needle and scissors
  • Embroidery thread
  • Polyfill or other toy stuffing
  • Stuffing stick, crochet hook, knitting needle or whatever to help push stuffing in
  • Beads, sequins, ribbons etc etc – whatever you like to embellish the beastie.

Ready? Let’s go!

Step One: Print and cut out your pattern. It SHOULD print over most of an A4 sheet, you may want to change the size. Make sure the pattern will fit entirely in one felt sheet, it’s just easier.

Step Two:

Lay your patten on one felt sheet and draw around it with your marker. Cut it out, and repeat on the other felt sheet so you have 2 body pieces.
If you’re using permanent marker: Flip the pattern the second time. That will mean you can hide the marker lines inside the stuffie.

Step Three: Take your underbody colour and fold it in half. See the line on the pattern? Line that up with the fold and trace around the tentacles.  You should end up with something like this:

Keeping the fold folded, cut around the line. You’ll end up with a mirror image tentacle dealio, which is exactly what you want.

Now you have 2 body pieces, and 1 underbody piece.

Making them rock out is optional.

Step Four: Eyeball time! Cut a circle out of your felt scrap. I used white, but whatever. It doesn’t have to be a perfect circle, but should be a bit smaller than the end of the eyestalk.

I also cut a smaller circle to enclose under the big circle, this is to give the eye some dimension. Optional!

Sew the eye ball into place. I’ve used blanket stitch, but any stitch you like will do.  In the photo above you can also see the fabric marker that would not photograph for the earlier shot I wanted to put in. Curse you fabric marker!

Step Five: Finish your eyeball!

Add an iris or three, this is a monster after all, and if you like, a pupil. I’ve used a button, but you could use felt. You could embroider it. Do what you like, I’m not your mother.

Ahem.

Step Six: Getting mouthy.
Cut a mouthy sort of a shape from felt, and sew it on where you like it best. I went for a smile, but you could easily make a frowny monster, or a shouting one or a shocked one or…

Step Seven: Pretty Little Monster!
Embellish your pieces to your hearts content. I went for a simple texture sort of finish, with circles cut out from the scraps left after I cut the bodies. It doesn’t show up so good in the photo, but it made Tenticlo sort of nubbly and interesting.

For the underbody, I cut circles in the same colour as the underbody, and snipped a hole in them to make little donut shapes which I sewed on.

These are just suggestions – go as mad as you like. Sequins would look awesome if you can be bothered, but you could embroider, paint, use beads etc etc. Since you don’t have to turn the toy out once you’ve sewn it, you can be as elaborate as you like.

REMEMBER! You will have to turn one body piece over before embellishment, otherwise all your hard work will be hidden inside the toy.

Step Eight: Sewing the little suckers.

Fold your underbody piece in half, embellished side inside the fold. Line it up to one of the body pieces wrong sides (unembellished sides) together.

Pin the underbody piece at the folds – this is going to mark where you start and finish sewing for this section. You can also pin the tentacles if you like. If you find at this point your shapes don’t match at any place, just trim off the extra so you have a nice edge.

With embroidery thread, sew around your matched up tentacles from one pin to the other. I’ve used more blanket stitch, but whipstitch or whatever will be fine.

Step Nine

Fold the underbody in half again, and place the other body piece on top of the sandwich. Sew around the second set of tentacles.

Do not be alarmed if a miniature border collie joins you for this step, they know a lot about sewing felt and whatever lands on your workspace is only there to help (and also to have tummy rubs).

Step Ten: Get stuffed.

You may find you need to wiggle your stuffing stick around in the tentacles first to separate the felt.  Using small bits of stuffing at a time, stuff the tentacles firmly. They need to be firm or Tenticlo will not stand up, which would make Tenticlo sad.

You will now have your very own alien autopsy.

Step Eleven: Sew, a needle pulling thread.

Pinch the felt above the end of your stitching together and start sewing up the sides of Tenticlo – doesn’t matter which side.  You may find at this point that your felt body pieces no longer match – the stuffing in the base can woodge them a bit. You can gently pull your felt back to match at the edges.

It’s easier to stuff the arms as you go! Once you’ve done one side of the arms, being stuffing as you close the other side. Trust me, otherwise you’ll spend a year trying to poke stuffing into them, weeping and wishing me dead. No one wants that – stuff as you go.

Finish your sewing at the shoulders, the base of the eyestalk. Stuff the body firmly. You should now have something like this:

Step Twelve: Are we there yet?

Almost! Sew up one side of the neck, and around the eyeball. Stuff the eyeball and add stuffing to the neck as you sew down to the other shoulder. Make sure the neck is firmly stuffed so it won’t go all floppy at the wrong moment.

Once you have the neck fully stuffed, close off the gap and finish your thread.

BEHOLD! Tenticlo!

Fin!

I hope that was good, was it good? I hope so. If you happen to make a Tenticlo, I’d love to see him. Or her. Leave a link in the comments so I can take a peek :D

Remember, colours and embellishments are all up to you, so go wild and make Tenticlo your very own. Have fun with him! Or her.

Jul
18

I’m running a series of swaps on Swap-Bot using the same flower pattern, but changing the colour of the flowers for each swap. At the end we’ll have a range of flowers in all the colours of the rainbow. And pink. The first two swaps were for red and yellow. Here’s what I’m sending out tomorrow.

Apart from the plain red petals, they’re all done with cotton (FQs for the win). The big red petals are a shirt I bought at savers. Getting real red in FQs was impossible, and I didn’t want to buy off the bolt because I am lazy and also it’s more expensive and I’m cheap. CHEAP.

The pattern is another freebie (considering the group is Free Pattern Creations, that might explain my incredible over-use of free patterns!) by Carina Gardner called The Felicity Fabric Flower.

The flowers are dead easy to put together, suitable to hand sew if you have no machine and feel like making something quick and fun. The next colours are pink and green, so I’ll post those when I’ve done them.

What’s that you say? You need a gratuitous macro shot? Well sure!

You’re welcome.

Jul
17

Since Australia Post suddenly remembered the “delivery” part of the mail system and delivered this to my friend Julie, I can now reveal the secret project I didn’t post last time.

See, Julie is obsessed with pandas, so I figured hey! I could make one! Turns out I could, although not terribly professionally.

The pattern is adapted from the Honey Bear pattern that you can get for no money by signing up for the newsletter at Funky Friends Factory.

When I saw the pattern printed out I thought “Oh holy shit, there is no WAY this is sewable!” but I have to say, like all the Funky Friends patterns, if you follow the instructions step by step you end up having no trouble at all.  Honey the Bear is also the official bear for an initiative called “A Billion Bears for Charity” which means you can make as many bears from the pattern as you like to sell to raise money for whatever charity you like – the designer simply asks you send her a photo of your bears and a count of how many you made so she can know when she hits a billion!

Panda-ising the pattern wasn’t complicated, it was just a matter of making different bits in different colours. The tricky part was the two tone body, which I did by marking on the pattern where the colour change would be, and then laying the pattern over a pre-prepared black and white block.  I didn’t quite match it on the back, but the rest worked out not badly.

The other thing was googling for “Panda butt” to check the colour and placement of panda tails, because most plush pandas seem to have black tails, and it turns out the real ones have a little white nub. Trust me, I’ve seen a LOT of panda butt of recent.

Julie loves him to bits, so despite all his wonky bits I think he worked out :D

Jul
14

I’ve not been blogging so much but I have been crafting my fingers to the very bone (well maybe not actual bone) for various swaps. So, let’s review! Over the past couple of weeks I’ve made:

1. A Dashing Dachshund

He looks all flat because he IS all flat, with postage being what it is now we try to save a couple of cents by sending larger softies unstuffed.

If  you’d like to make your own dachshund (it’s a super simple pattern) you can grab the pattern and directions right here.

2. Some recycled brooches

These are made from bits of soft drink cans and postcards, but you could use anything on the inside. The red one is 3cm by 3cm and the blue one is 4cm x 4cm. They’re easy to make, though a bit fiddly. Cutting the cans is no drama, you can use ordinary scissors. For the directions, check this thread on Craftster.

3. More Abraham Owls

A gift for my Aunt’s birthday (she was born on the 4th of July yanno). The Abraham Owl pattern is free from LollyChops.

4. A Heart Pincushion

All 4 of the fabrics for the heart came from the same shirt, so you can imagine what a freakish disaster that shirt was before I hacked it up for my own needs. Thank you Savers! The pattern and tutorial for this pincushion (which would be easy to adapt to shapes other than hearty ones) can be found at So Happy Together.

5. Tenticlo

Tenticlo is my own design, made for a Free Range Monster swap (ie, design and sew a monster). I’ll be posting a pattern and tute for this guy sometime in the next few days. He came out pretty well, he’s entirely hand sewn in felt.

So that’s most of what I’ve been up to, I’m in the middle of some flowers for a swap right now, and there’s 1 other thing I made which I can’t post pics of yet because I want the person who is getting it to be surprised, and Australia Post is being a bitch about mail delivery.

Till next time, tarah!

Jul
03

Short answer to this question is yes. Longer answer is maybe. I know pre-washing is kind of suck. You go to the store, get some lovely fabric and want to go home with it and make something with it right now! But trust me, while you can get away with NOT pre-washing for some things, for other stuff you’ll kick yourself if you don’t.

Why pre-wash? Isn’t new fabric clean already?
Yep, new fabric is generally nice and clean – unless it’s a factory second or has been fondled by grubby hands in the store. Pre-washing isn’t about cleaning your new fabric, it’s about making sure your fabric is ready to use.

New fabric may have a number of treatments applied to keep it nice and crisp while it’s processed, these need to be removed. You might notice with cotton especially, the new stuff feels slightly stiff. You need to wash that treatment out before you can sew with it.

The other reason for pre-washing is shrinkage. Most fabrics will shrink a little bit when they’re first washed – you don’t want that first washing to be AFTER you’ve slaved over a shirt or pants because your perfectly fitting clothes will get a bit smaller.

Finally, any dyed fabric still has surface dye – this is the stuff that doesn’t rinse all the way out. It’s much better to get rid of this first so that your new whatever doesn’t disappoint you by dying all your underwear purple.

Okay, so when do I have to pre-wash?
If you’re making anything that will need washing after it’s made, pre-wash your fabric. That includes clothes, childrens’ toys, soft furnishings, quilts – basically anything that at any point you’ll want to throw in the machine or hand wash, you’ll save yourself a lot of frustration by pre-washing your fabric.  Even if it’s something that will only be surface washed with a damp cloth – get rid of the surface dye before you make it up.

And when can I get away with not pre-washing?
Softies for adults, fabric you’re going to embroider and frame. Anything that’s not likely to get grubby and need cleaning, basically. I tend not to pre-wash when doing applique for framing or making toys for adults.  For applique on clothes – yeah pre-wash that shit.

Can I pre-wash anyway?
Can and frankly, probably should. I’m just lazy. If in doubt, wash it, basically.

So you have the why, you have the when. The how is pretty easy. For fat quarters I tend to hand wash in a bucket because they fray so much in the machine. For bigger pieces, I just toss them in the machine. Usually with the towels because it’s a waste of a cycle otherwise (save water!) and because if there’s any loose dye flying around the towels catch it (makes for interesting towels sometimes – don’t do this if you’ve thoughtfully matched your towels to your decor). Washing instructions for your fabric are on the tag on the end of the bolt you bought it from, if there’s anything more complicated than machine wash, might be worth taking notes. Remember that those instructions also apply to your finished garment or item.

Am I helpful yet?

Jun
27

Crafty MinxWritten by Kelly Doust, “The Crafty Minx” seeks to encourage and inspire non crafters. The idea is simple enough, and works pretty well. Give someone some encouragement, some simple and enjoyable patterns, and let them loose into the crafty world.

Despite all the good intentions of this book, too much of it is taken up in Doust’s long winded wank writing discussing her perfect summery lifestyle and general wonderfulness in everything around her. While I don’t begrudge the author her enjoyment of life, I feel that it makes up such a huge amount of the book that I have paid to hear about a Martha Stewart wanna-be talking about herself.

The projects are decent however, from gifts for new mums to decorating your home with handmade lovelies, each project seeks to develop the new crafters skills a step further.  I particularly like the soft cloth doorstop, although that might be me being the kind of person who stubs her toe on doorstops very often. A soft door stop would solve a lot of swearing problems.

Sadly, as well as a slightly “Holier than thou” tone that runs through her writings, there’s also a huge amount of snobbery in some of the projects. I love to make the idea of crafting accessible to everyone with simple starter projects, but when the author refers to acrylic as horrible on more than one occasion, and demands the use of cashmere sweaters for some projects, I think the point is lost. Certainly some people prefer to avoid using acrylics, but some people have no choice either due to cost or allergies.

Overall, this book is pretty bland. The projects, while good, are no different to anything you’d find in any other book, website or magazine. There’s no flash of unique technique or style to burst this book out of the general mundane.  Considering the book costs around $40, your best bet would be to keep an eye out in second hand shops, op shops or your library. If you’re looking for a supportive and encouraging book to start you crafting, this isn’t really it.

Title: The Crafty Minx.
Author: Kelly Doust
Publisher: Murdoch Books
ISBN: 978-1741964950
Price: $39.95 RR.

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Jun
11

That sounds ruder than it is. Okay currently I have one WIP (actually I have four – there’s cross stitches I’ve put down) which is this:

It’s an applique for a swap, which will also have two little dolls attached to it, once I sew down the flowers. I can’t iron it to stickieness because I’m a doofus and put the batting on BEFORE I put the flowers down. I am smart! It’s all good though, the stuff I’m using sticks well enough to keep everything in place while I secure it.

As for the finished object, well. I ordered a set of 4 mini art deco inspired cross stitch designs when I bought a wedding sampler for a friend. Soon as I pulled them out of the postpak, Mama claimed them for herself. I’ve done one of the four.

They’re pretty smallish, only 8cmx8cm (3 inches by 3 inches) and they are pretty easy to work, the trickiest part being the many half stitches.  The kit comes with Aida, but I haaaaaate working half stitches on Aida, so I swapped it out for some evenweave which is so much easier.

The set is called “Art Deco Miniatures – Orange” – there’s also a purple range.  They are by Barbara Thompson and very sweet, I love her bigger designs too. Better save up for those!