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Warning: Frog at the Pedal.

For some people, the simple act of sewing at the machine is a moment of zen. The needle whips in and out of the fabric, making perfect seams and hems, straight lines and sweeping curves appear in thread as if by magic.

I am not one of these people.

Don’t get me wrong, I love to sew. When it’s all going well, and I feel a bit like a domestic goddess, it’s a wonderful thing that puts me in a wonderful mood. In fact, even when it all goes a bit wrong, I still end up in a good mood.

I do tend to swear though.

Today, sewing up some tiny petals for the flowers I’m making, it went like this:

*machine noise* *sound of machine munching the fabric* oh you DICK *snipping sounds* Oh for fucks sake just SEW IT *slow machine sound* *speeding up as everything looks good* *stopping machine to turn fabric* *VVTVTTVTTV sound of needle hitting stuck fabric* OH YOU SHITTING PIECE OF SHIT *foot goes up with a clunk* *sound of hand winding machine* How about NOW you pile of crap? *slam of foot going down* *fast machine* *pulling and snipping threads* Do that again and I’ll scrap you you bastard. *sound of machine* *sound of fabric getting munched* OH YOU SHITTING PILE OF SHIT FUCK FUCK STOP IT

So relaxing, you guys.

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Of Pandas and Gnomes

More stuff sent out for SwapBot! Firstly, a Perfectly Pretty Panda.

Panda here is made from felt, hand sewn. The K embellishment is because my partners name is Kim and she likes blue, so I personalised ol’panda pants up for her.  You can find the pattern and tutorial for Anna Panda at Molly Chicken.

Next up, we have a Gnome with his fungus, which is how gnomes most like to live.

He doesn’t show up so awesomely in the photo, or even that well in RL :( I think I made the wrong fabric choice for him, but I had a hell of a time getting the transfer to work on anything else. My partner seems pleased with him, so that’s something.  The pattern is a freebie from Andrea Zuill.

Aaaaaaaaand we’ll finish with a WIP, this is for the rainbow flower swaps I’m hosting:

I know, it’s currently not so much “Flowers” as “Teeny flat clown hats” but they WILL become flowers. I’m working on green at the same time, but haven’t sewn those yet, just cut them.

I wish I was more of a fan of pink.

Behold! Tenticlo!

Alrighty, so I posted this guy a few days ago and promised I would post the pattern, so here it is, with tute. Gosh I’m lovely.

Making Tenticlo
You will need:

  • The Tenticlo Pattern – which you can find right here.
  • 2 sheets of felt in the main body colour
  • Around half a sheet of felt in the underside colour
  • Felt scraps for the eye and mouth
  • Marker pen – either an air or water fading one, or a very fine permanent marker
  • General sewing notions – needle and scissors
  • Embroidery thread
  • Polyfill or other toy stuffing
  • Stuffing stick, crochet hook, knitting needle or whatever to help push stuffing in
  • Beads, sequins, ribbons etc etc – whatever you like to embellish the beastie.

Ready? Let’s go!

Step One: Print and cut out your pattern. It SHOULD print over most of an A4 sheet, you may want to change the size. Make sure the pattern will fit entirely in one felt sheet, it’s just easier.

Step Two:

Lay your patten on one felt sheet and draw around it with your marker. Cut it out, and repeat on the other felt sheet so you have 2 body pieces.
If you’re using permanent marker: Flip the pattern the second time. That will mean you can hide the marker lines inside the stuffie.

Step Three: Take your underbody colour and fold it in half. See the line on the pattern? Line that up with the fold and trace around the tentacles.  You should end up with something like this:

Keeping the fold folded, cut around the line. You’ll end up with a mirror image tentacle dealio, which is exactly what you want.

Now you have 2 body pieces, and 1 underbody piece.

Making them rock out is optional.

Step Four: Eyeball time! Cut a circle out of your felt scrap. I used white, but whatever. It doesn’t have to be a perfect circle, but should be a bit smaller than the end of the eyestalk.

I also cut a smaller circle to enclose under the big circle, this is to give the eye some dimension. Optional!

Sew the eye ball into place. I’ve used blanket stitch, but any stitch you like will do.  In the photo above you can also see the fabric marker that would not photograph for the earlier shot I wanted to put in. Curse you fabric marker!

Step Five: Finish your eyeball!

Add an iris or three, this is a monster after all, and if you like, a pupil. I’ve used a button, but you could use felt. You could embroider it. Do what you like, I’m not your mother.

Ahem.

Step Six: Getting mouthy.
Cut a mouthy sort of a shape from felt, and sew it on where you like it best. I went for a smile, but you could easily make a frowny monster, or a shouting one or a shocked one or…

Step Seven: Pretty Little Monster!
Embellish your pieces to your hearts content. I went for a simple texture sort of finish, with circles cut out from the scraps left after I cut the bodies. It doesn’t show up so good in the photo, but it made Tenticlo sort of nubbly and interesting.

For the underbody, I cut circles in the same colour as the underbody, and snipped a hole in them to make little donut shapes which I sewed on.

These are just suggestions – go as mad as you like. Sequins would look awesome if you can be bothered, but you could embroider, paint, use beads etc etc. Since you don’t have to turn the toy out once you’ve sewn it, you can be as elaborate as you like.

REMEMBER! You will have to turn one body piece over before embellishment, otherwise all your hard work will be hidden inside the toy.

Step Eight: Sewing the little suckers.

Fold your underbody piece in half, embellished side inside the fold. Line it up to one of the body pieces wrong sides (unembellished sides) together.

Pin the underbody piece at the folds – this is going to mark where you start and finish sewing for this section. You can also pin the tentacles if you like. If you find at this point your shapes don’t match at any place, just trim off the extra so you have a nice edge.

With embroidery thread, sew around your matched up tentacles from one pin to the other. I’ve used more blanket stitch, but whipstitch or whatever will be fine.

Step Nine

Fold the underbody in half again, and place the other body piece on top of the sandwich. Sew around the second set of tentacles.

Do not be alarmed if a miniature border collie joins you for this step, they know a lot about sewing felt and whatever lands on your workspace is only there to help (and also to have tummy rubs).

Step Ten: Get stuffed.

You may find you need to wiggle your stuffing stick around in the tentacles first to separate the felt.  Using small bits of stuffing at a time, stuff the tentacles firmly. They need to be firm or Tenticlo will not stand up, which would make Tenticlo sad.

You will now have your very own alien autopsy.

Step Eleven: Sew, a needle pulling thread.

Pinch the felt above the end of your stitching together and start sewing up the sides of Tenticlo – doesn’t matter which side.  You may find at this point that your felt body pieces no longer match – the stuffing in the base can woodge them a bit. You can gently pull your felt back to match at the edges.

It’s easier to stuff the arms as you go! Once you’ve done one side of the arms, being stuffing as you close the other side. Trust me, otherwise you’ll spend a year trying to poke stuffing into them, weeping and wishing me dead. No one wants that – stuff as you go.

Finish your sewing at the shoulders, the base of the eyestalk. Stuff the body firmly. You should now have something like this:

Step Twelve: Are we there yet?

Almost! Sew up one side of the neck, and around the eyeball. Stuff the eyeball and add stuffing to the neck as you sew down to the other shoulder. Make sure the neck is firmly stuffed so it won’t go all floppy at the wrong moment.

Once you have the neck fully stuffed, close off the gap and finish your thread.

BEHOLD! Tenticlo!

Fin!

I hope that was good, was it good? I hope so. If you happen to make a Tenticlo, I’d love to see him. Or her. Leave a link in the comments so I can take a peek :D

Remember, colours and embellishments are all up to you, so go wild and make Tenticlo your very own. Have fun with him! Or her.

Crafty Little Cactus

I’ve not been blogging so much but I have been crafting my fingers to the very bone (well maybe not actual bone) for various swaps. So, let’s review! Over the past couple of weeks I’ve made:

1. A Dashing Dachshund

He looks all flat because he IS all flat, with postage being what it is now we try to save a couple of cents by sending larger softies unstuffed.

If  you’d like to make your own dachshund (it’s a super simple pattern) you can grab the pattern and directions right here.

2. Some recycled brooches

These are made from bits of soft drink cans and postcards, but you could use anything on the inside. The red one is 3cm by 3cm and the blue one is 4cm x 4cm. They’re easy to make, though a bit fiddly. Cutting the cans is no drama, you can use ordinary scissors. For the directions, check this thread on Craftster.

3. More Abraham Owls

A gift for my Aunt’s birthday (she was born on the 4th of July yanno). The Abraham Owl pattern is free from LollyChops.

4. A Heart Pincushion

All 4 of the fabrics for the heart came from the same shirt, so you can imagine what a freakish disaster that shirt was before I hacked it up for my own needs. Thank you Savers! The pattern and tutorial for this pincushion (which would be easy to adapt to shapes other than hearty ones) can be found at So Happy Together.

5. Tenticlo

Tenticlo is my own design, made for a Free Range Monster swap (ie, design and sew a monster). I’ll be posting a pattern and tute for this guy sometime in the next few days. He came out pretty well, he’s entirely hand sewn in felt.

So that’s most of what I’ve been up to, I’m in the middle of some flowers for a swap right now, and there’s 1 other thing I made which I can’t post pics of yet because I want the person who is getting it to be surprised, and Australia Post is being a bitch about mail delivery.

Till next time, tarah!

Pre-Washing Fabric: Do I gotta?

Short answer to this question is yes. Longer answer is maybe. I know pre-washing is kind of suck. You go to the store, get some lovely fabric and want to go home with it and make something with it right now! But trust me, while you can get away with NOT pre-washing for some things, for other stuff you’ll kick yourself if you don’t.

Why pre-wash? Isn’t new fabric clean already?
Yep, new fabric is generally nice and clean – unless it’s a factory second or has been fondled by grubby hands in the store. Pre-washing isn’t about cleaning your new fabric, it’s about making sure your fabric is ready to use.

New fabric may have a number of treatments applied to keep it nice and crisp while it’s processed, these need to be removed. You might notice with cotton especially, the new stuff feels slightly stiff. You need to wash that treatment out before you can sew with it.

The other reason for pre-washing is shrinkage. Most fabrics will shrink a little bit when they’re first washed – you don’t want that first washing to be AFTER you’ve slaved over a shirt or pants because your perfectly fitting clothes will get a bit smaller.

Finally, any dyed fabric still has surface dye – this is the stuff that doesn’t rinse all the way out. It’s much better to get rid of this first so that your new whatever doesn’t disappoint you by dying all your underwear purple.

Okay, so when do I have to pre-wash?
If you’re making anything that will need washing after it’s made, pre-wash your fabric. That includes clothes, childrens’ toys, soft furnishings, quilts – basically anything that at any point you’ll want to throw in the machine or hand wash, you’ll save yourself a lot of frustration by pre-washing your fabric.  Even if it’s something that will only be surface washed with a damp cloth – get rid of the surface dye before you make it up.

And when can I get away with not pre-washing?
Softies for adults, fabric you’re going to embroider and frame. Anything that’s not likely to get grubby and need cleaning, basically. I tend not to pre-wash when doing applique for framing or making toys for adults.  For applique on clothes – yeah pre-wash that shit.

Can I pre-wash anyway?
Can and frankly, probably should. I’m just lazy. If in doubt, wash it, basically.

So you have the why, you have the when. The how is pretty easy. For fat quarters I tend to hand wash in a bucket because they fray so much in the machine. For bigger pieces, I just toss them in the machine. Usually with the towels because it’s a waste of a cycle otherwise (save water!) and because if there’s any loose dye flying around the towels catch it (makes for interesting towels sometimes – don’t do this if you’ve thoughtfully matched your towels to your decor). Washing instructions for your fabric are on the tag on the end of the bolt you bought it from, if there’s anything more complicated than machine wash, might be worth taking notes. Remember that those instructions also apply to your finished garment or item.

Am I helpful yet?

Kokopelli, ya chicken.

Swap Bot is most certainly making me get my crafty arse in gear. Today I sat myself down on said arse and made something for another swap. In this one, which I hosted actually, participants had to create some art to fit into a mailable photoframe. I still have one to make (but it’s for Angela, so she can wait if I can’t get it done), but this one is going out tomorrow:

My partner for this swap mentioned she collects kokopellis, so of course I had no idea what a one of those even was. Thank you google! The kokopelli is a Native American fertility deity who overlooks childbirth and crops.  Now you’re saying “Well DUH Frog, what ELSE would it be?” to which I can only say “Nertz to you, I’m Australian”. Of course I’d seen a kokopelli before, I just didn’t know what they were called. Stop picking on me!

Uh, anyway, this one is made from fabric, as you can see.  I made the background from some offcuts I had to hand. The kokopelli itself is felt, hand sewn on (no iron on adhesive for this little black duck [only because I didn't have any to hand]), with the flute and headfeathers added later in 6 strands of embroidery thread.  I sewed the whole lot to the back of the felt frame and tucked it into the frame, ready to send.

*Takes bow*

Another something heading out in the mail tomorrow is ma chicken.

Just kicking on back and enjoying the Aussie sunshine before being stuffed in a postpack and mailed to America. She’s actually a Chickummyjig, and you can find the pattern for her at Myrtle and Eunice.  If you’re observant, you’ll notice the same two fabrics I used to back the kokopelli. Which means I’ve blogged these in the wrong order, really.  I chose felt for the wings, but to be honest I regret it, they’re a bit too sticky-to-the-body (stop me if I get technical on you here). However overall I’m pleased with her, and I hope she’ll be welcomed in her new home.

I don’t think Chook the Budgie will be sad to see her go.

Evil Budgie Eye says “Get out of my space, overgrown sock puppet”.

A little felt delight

I love working with felt, it’s a lovely thing to play with. You can bend it shape it anyway you want it, come on baby, it don’t care.

Wait, what? Anyways, this brooch is one I made for a swap on Swap-Bot. It’s a sneaky little design in that it’s not stuffed, per se, but you do cut smaller versions of the main shape to sandwich in between the main pieces. This gives it some dimension without weighting it down too much or making it too foofy for wearing.

If you’d like to make one yourself, you can find the pattern and tutorial at Bugs and Fishes – do be careful though because there’s a lot of gorgeous things to make over there and you could end up making everything (oh noes!).

Since this is for swapping, I wanted to present the brooch in a pleasant way, to make it all the nicer for the person who will get it, so I decided to make a matching felt envelope to tuck it into, and here’s how I did it. Click any image if you’d like to see it slightly more bigly.

Step One.
Put whatever it is you’re going to store in the envelope onto your felt sheet. Leaving an edge around it of around 1 – 2 cm, cut your felt up the uncut side.
(the gap at the edge is to make sure you have room to freely place your item inside, if you cut it too exactly, you might find it’s a tight fit)

Step Two.
Fold your felt strip over your item, this will tell you how big to  make the pocket. I painted in a yellow line so you could see where the raw felt edge was, it all kind of blended into blue. Once you have your pocket size, cut a flap to fold down over the pocket. You could use a template, I just eyeballed it.

Step Three.
With your envelope all folded up how it will be in the end, slip some pins in were the flap starts, and where the fold is. Unfold your envelope and you’ll see a marked out area – if you’d like to add embellishments or whatever, this is the easiest spot to do it – it will be be the back of your envelope.

Step Four
This is optional really. Add your embellishments.  I decided to cut another cloud shape from the pattern and stitch that on, but you could embroider, stamp, paint or whatever you like. Remember that this envelope is unlined though, so try to minimise loopy bits on the reverse – you don’t want your treasure getting caught up on loose threads.

I didn’t photograph the “sewing on the cloud” bit, you can imagine that for yourself if you’d like to.

Step Five.
Fold the flap closed and pin it there. Pick out a button and play around with it till you like where it sits (keep in mind any edge decorations you might want to do later – leave room). Once you’re happy with it, mark the button spot with chalk or air fading marker (or cheat and eyeball it like I did) and cut a slit in the flap.
Now, sew the button in place on the front of the envelope. Again, use chalk, pins or air fade marker to line it up to the slit you cut.

Step Six (Last step!)
Hand sew up the sides of the pocket. I used blanket stitch because I like how it looks even when it’s wonky (I am usually a wonky stitcher), but you can use any stitch you like. As you can see I also did the flap edge – you don’t have to do that. The main two places to sew are down the side, the rest is optional.

You could even – if you wanted to get really fancy – sew the sides of the button hole. I didn’t. Lazy.

And here is the back of the envelope, with brooch. I’m really pleased with how it came out, and I hope you found these instructions useful. The basic envelope shape and pattern can be customized in a bajillion* ways, to match whatever you have inside or to clash with it!

*I counted.

The Care and Feeding of the Button Jar

When I was a mere slip of a child, my mother had a jar full of odd buttons. It was a large, heavy jar made of dark brown glass with a white tin lid. I remember it vividly because I played with it a lot. I would take it down from the book shelf, unscrew the lid and spill the buttons into a delicious colourful heap on the floor. I would examine each button one by one, sorting them by colour or by size or by shape. There were a hundred different kinds of button in there, from the basic plastic to mother of pearl, and even a couple of vintage buttons in the shape of elegant flowers, with green velvet centers.

I don’t know where that jar went, I assume mama threw it away in one of her cleaning out fits, which is a dire shame. While at Spotlight the other day, they had little bags of mixed buttons on special, so I bought one. The bag split once I got it home, so today I went to Savers and picked out a button jar.

The other night, when I couldn’t sleep, I tipped these buttons onto the bed spread and played with them. I don’t know what it is about buttons, especially in a pile. They are incredibly tactile, they need to be moved, and examined and played with. The feel of them running through my fingers is a soothing thing, examining each of them for colour and shape and anything else is a bliss.

So, what is the best way to care for and feed your button jar? It’s simple, actually. Any lost buttons, unwanted buttons or odd buttons should be tossed into the jar where they will wait patiently until you need them. For example, I bought a strip of three buttons to make eyes with for a toy. The third button now lives in the jar, waiting for a project to present itself.

Buttons cut off old shirts and blouses belong in the button jar. A true button jar has at least one button which still has thread in the holes, cut off a garment and tossed into the jar. It’s true you’ll never have a perfect match, should you need a button to replace one that’s lost, but you’ll be almost sure to have a “close enough”.

Perhaps it’s a hang over from Make Do and Mend, but I have a quiet thrill about my button jar.  The other night mama dug through the bag to find buttons to replace the ones on a vest. The original buttons ended up in the mix, and so now there’s buttons with a story to tell, all tucked away in my little jar.

The best kind of jar? Well I like one with a history in itself, which is why I bought a second hand one. It has a nice, tight fitting cork lid. No matter what jar you select, a tight fitting lid is vital because button jars are often knocked or dropped, and are more than happy to send buttons all over the place given the chance.

With the right conditions, and careful care and feeding, you’ll probably find your buttons breed. This is a good thing, and don’t be amazed if you find a button in your jar you can’t remember putting there. It’s the magic of the jar.

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Oh Really, Owls?

Really! Again for Swap-Bot I finished these guys today.

They’re not QUITE as classy or well made as the originals which I shall link to later on in this post, but I think they came out pretty cute.  The main bodies are just three pieces, the pointy owl top and the base.

The base, being round, is a touch tricky for people like me. I suggest when you make them (there is no IF you make them, it’s all WHEN. I mean seriously, LOOK at them) you just take it super slow and careful. Unless you’re an amazing sewing person, in which case – bah on you.

I also recommend leaving a much larger gap in the side for turning and stuffing as you need to slip a cardboard base in there. Lots easier without having to fold the card.

Here they are having a little conflab about the future, they are destined to be shipped off to the US tomorrow or Monday for my swap partner.

And here they are rushing off to find their passports and pack their luggage, which consists of a collection of magazines for the plane, and hats in case of hot sun conditions.

Mama has “ordered” two of these for my Aunts birthday, so there’s more to come. Now you’ve seen them and want some for yourself, the best thing to do would be to wander on over to the tutorial and pattern on Lollychops.  It’s possibly the most entertaining tutorial ever.

Supply Squee

I don’t quilt, but I love Fat Quarters. Love them.  They’re the perfect size for dolls, softies and other smallish projects and cheap! I usually buy the Flat Fats for around $3 a go, which is pretty good value.  Today, at Spotlight, I found the most amazing thing. Check it!

Would you like to know what that is? Shall I tell you? Well okay then. It’s a box of 28 fat quarters.  Guess how much it cost? “I dunno Frog, I reckon probably, at $3 a go, 28 FQ’s would be $84″. You’re right, it would be. This box? TEN DOLLARS. It works out to about .35 cents per FQ.

You can see why I grabbed the box, right? The lady at checkout glanced at it, scanned it, read the screen and then picked up the box and took a long look at it. “Oh my god!” she said. “I know!” I said. So excited.

No idea what the patterns are like, to be honest, as they’re so pretty all rainbow’d up in the box I haven’t opened it yet, but even if I personally don’t like the patterns, it’s all cool as sometimes when I make stuff I use patterns I wouldn’t normally enjoy, and it all comes out so good.

Ten bucks. Not a word of a lie.

I actually went to Spotlight to get some smaller hoops for embroidery as the only one I can find is large. I know I had some other ones, but I have no idea where they be. After cross stitching my framed lady (which was mailed off today) I’ve got the bug again. Digging around in the “Fabulous Finds” racks where I found the FQs I found some kits. Huzzah!

Not bad for the price. I also have some others I should work on, as well as a wedding sampler to get moving on when it arrives. Busy busy times!

Did I mention the FQs? Yes? Okay just checking. They were ten bucks, you know.